04.08.2014

Five songs that I have thought about putting on to ‘make out’ to.

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A quick word about “making out”–It’s complicated. You don’t want the song to do too much of the work, because then its like, “what are we doing, the song is already doing the work.” This is why only really cheesy older people make out to “Sexual Healing.”

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         | ---/| | |  \ /|  /    -(!!
         | -/| |  /     \|/        !!
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S a d e    -    ” L o v e r ‘ s   R o c k “

 

Put some rose petals in a shallow crystal bowl folks, just be strong about it. She is classy. My older friend told me out about the proper time and place to listen her fantastic album Diamond Life: Fire-Island and Nantucket in the summer of, shall we say, ’87. You are on the rocks by the water, and you pop the bottle of champagne like you’ve done it many times before. You all are lucky though, this jam is not off Diamond Life so I think anytime, any *nice* place, and any *fine* beverage will do.

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S W V   –   ” R a i n “

The angels sing and it sounds sadder and sultrier that we surmised. This track could be a lot longer. . . there is barely enough time to  e x h a l e .

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B e y o n c é   –   ” R o c k e t “

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One might have to find a mirror and make the smooching reflexive to bring one’s self far enough over the top: that is where Bey wants to take it.

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C h a n t a y   S a v a g e   –   ” I   W i l l   S u r v i v e “

“I’ve got all my life life to live, and I’ve got so much love to give” wrote Gloria Gaynor, but Chantay does it a new kind of justice. . . Can you justify you’d be worth making out with to this sultry rework made for that quiet storm of kisses?

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W h i t n e y   H o u s t o n   –   ” Y o u   G i v e   G o o d   L o v e “

Bring on the satin, the scratching, that soothing touch. Annnnnd . . . a delightful sense of humour. ;-)

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x.o.

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